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Figure 1. The Way of the BroomRake
The Way of the BroomRake
Figure 2. The Slay of the BroomRake. |
The Way of the BroomRake splits infinitives, spits infinities, and makes cleaning up fun (see Figure 2). |
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The Way of the BroomRake is nothing special. The Way of the BroomRake is not a philosophy, or even an analogy. Brooms and Rakes are everyday instruments for ordering our environs: the inner basements, kitchens, and rumpus rooms: the outer yards, lawns, and gardens. As foci of awareness, Brooms and Rakes can also order souls (see Figure 3). |
Figure 3. Let Yourself Remember |
Figure 4. Broomstock |
Yes. Rakes and Brooms. While those in ChickenHed totally accept this premise, few have authentically experienced or understood that The Way of the BroomRake offers a left-handed aperture to home, lawn and spirit maintenance (see Figure 4). |
| The Way of the BroomRake integrates hedly methods that have endured for over six years. The ancient DumbClucks who incorporated The Way of the BroomRake combined 5-MAO-PBR, pantslessness, The Men's Room, crank calls to the Bad Pioneer, unpardonable puns, Yiffy, and petty theft (see Figure 5). |
Figure 5. Liber Tines |
The affinities of Broom and Rake led yesterday's DumbClucks to intuit vagina power to Broom and naughty bits to Rake (see Figure 6).
Figure 6. The Play of the BroomRake. |
| Hed, life, bail bondsmen, justice, Menudo, righteousness, Sparks, peace, heat, happiness, bacon, heaven, tines, leaves . . . the active, that which penetrates, is Rake (see Figure 7). |
Figure 7. Rakey Healing |
Figure 8. Broom |
Chicken, death, virtue, realtors, unrighteousness, darkness, air conditioning, bacon ice cream, cozy wool sweaters, earth, socks . . . the inner, that which is domestic, is Broom (see Figure 8). |
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Broom and Rake cannot exist in isolation from one another; each is a different growth off of the same shaft; both are constantly interacting and mutually transmutating like two squirrels fighting in a hammock (see Figure 9). |
Figure 9. The Gay of the BroomRake |
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Some individuals or circumstances are predominantly Broom, others, Rake, such that one or the other pole dominates. Ritually, one may wield a BroomRake (bristles front) or a RakeBroom (tines front), depending on the tenor of one's personality or present purposes--which may reverse with but a deft flick of the wrist (see Figure 10). |
Figure 10. Before skydiving, Amos Happ wields a RakeBroom for courage. |
The versatility of Broom and Rake and the dynamic tension of their juxtaposition form the basis of The Way of the BroomRake. The primordial (and undeniably practical) opposition of Broom and Rake persists through all things: food, attitudes, personal characteristics, mix tapes, landscaping, driftwood art, donkings, apotheoses (see Figure 11).
  
Figure 11. The Sway of the Broomrake |
Figure 12. Seofon, BroomRake Magus. |
In the Rakebroom Brakeroom... Every man and Every woman got Star-Monkey-Love! |
 
Figure 13. BroomRake Bethrothal |
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