It's a tale as old as Hawkeye & Hot Lips, Sam & Diane, or Turner & Hooch. Star-crossed lovers, contending- against their yearnings, against their better judgments, against e'en the Conspiracy itself! After untold millennia, The Church of the SubGenius & ChickenHed have "come together" at last for The Final SubGenius Devival! Triumph of the Lil Dr. Howland Owll delivered the keynote address: "Where There's Smoke, There's Mirrors" "If Thine iPod Offends Thee..." NormalJean, "Bob", Scalpod Her Ladyship The Prophet Rev. Doktor St. Popess Lilith von Fraumench Of The Rock, Hangnail Of The Stark Fist, Devivor, Commandrix, B:.B:., Esquire, Inc. In service to Her Ladyship Ubercommandrix Connie Dobbs and Her Studly Husband, the Saint of Sales, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, Awymyn. S E X H U R T The Matter At Hand Hedven's Gate The Harvest begins. "Run, Pink Boy!" HedCoach Carny Jerkwater Dr. Howll safeguarded "the Real Stuff" to our Bad Pioneer. "Bob" sold it. We clucked it. That settles it!