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FOXDYE
~ Monsters of Meme ~









DAS MOUSTACHEPROJEKT
~ THE PROCESS OF ELIMINATION ~


DUMPSTEP. All music is excrescence; those who transduce to sound any part of what goes on in their minds are porkers.

Improvised 23.1.2010.

Exegesis















LUCKY PRINCESS
~ Text Me Too Much ~









TEXAS FAGGOTT
~ Back To Mad ~


Disco Hillbilly MIDI Purèe: use only as directed.

For further texas frottage, download TF's classic "All Those Hippies Are Fucking In The Air", available free on our first compilation, ÜbërFöwl, DumbClucks & Feathered Fiends. To lasso up more gratuitous Finnish sonic jackassery, explore the Exogenic catalogue.

While you are at it, help yourself to free Life Coaching courtesy of TF's Baabo Tomatoeyez!












TH' MOLE
~ Go Horsie ~



THE NETHER-CAROLS
~ Mouths On Lamaze ~


The tittilating true tale of the titular mewling mouses' mommies' mouths: amok! "Mouths On Lamaze" interleaves sex, danger, slapstick and lipstick in a hypnogogic whirl. Not for the faint of crotch.

Starring:

Mouse On Mars as Themselves
Raki Shangles as their Moms' Mouthginas

Music: The Nether-Carols












TH' MOLE
~ I Hate You ~



For more relationship counseling,
consult Mr. Dr. Th' Mole-
now at HedCoach!
LITHOPS
~ Peek ~


Jan St. Werner avoids being eaten by blending in with surrounding pebbles: the slit between his leaves contains the meristem and produces new flowers. Hear our shocking, exclusive skinterview, browse the NOISEMASHINETAPES Archive, or harvest more wild Lithops on ChickenHed 2: WHAT THIS BUTTON DO? available free at HedSpins!

Plus, Jan's record label Sonig is the finest music source in this or any possible universe.










YO MAJESTY
~ Club Action ~


Hark, knave! Yo Majesty hereby decrees that you...

"Bounce back and forth when you hear this
Jump up in the middle of the club and get pissed
Throw your hands up if you wanna get rich
If you feel how I feel say 'fuck that shit'!!!"

After you have successfully fucked that shit, take a moment to download DJ Weekend's yacht rock-fueled remix of "Kryptonite Pussy" free on ChickenHed 2: WHAT THIS BUTTON DO?
FRIGHT RANGER
~ Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire ~


Oh my goth...

It's Fright Ranger, dumbcluck Pete Ellison's latest HI-NRG Disko Warp atrocity!

For a Re-Pete, enjoy Mr. Ellison (as Kid Whatever) on ChickenHed 2: WHAT THIS BUTTON DO? available now at HedSpins!












RURAL WARROOM
~ TSF Supersonic Remix ~



2 7 3
KID WHATEVER
~ Disko Express ~


Beat 1 - Start with the feet shoulder-width apart.
Beat 2 - Crossing left foot over right, point your toe.
Beat 3 - Swing left arm skyward, finger extended.
Beat 4 - POONTANG PICNIC

Score more Kid Whatever on our new compilation, ChickenHed 2: WHAT THIS BUTTON DO? available for download free at HedSpins!












HOMELESS YAK (w/ Raki Shangles)
~ Do You Know The Muffin Man? ~


Whilst trekking across the Tibetan plateau in search of Habafropzipulops, dumbclucks Raki Shangles and Amos Happ became roadies for a Tibetan rock band called Homeless Yak. On the final night of their triumphant "Himalaya? I Hardly Know Ya" tour, Homeless Yak finally paid the duo their wages- IN PURE 'FROP. Recollections of what happened next are hazy, but apparently Raki Shangles was invited to join the band in a riotous rendition of that ancient Tibetan nomadic hymn, "Do You Know the Muffin Man?" This watershed event in music history transpired at approximately 11,000 feet above sea level.
FM FATALE
~ Sugar ~


Supple-cup your cochlea with FM Fatale's forward-looking beats, meticulous programming and sensual feminine charm.

FM Fatale features maverick dumbcluck DJ Weekend, the maestro who introduced Yo Majesty to Steely Dan on our latest compilation, ChickenHed 2: WHAT THIS BUTTON DO?

Uncommonly smooth: chase with vermouth.









TH' MOLE
~ How 2 B Cool ~



A

B

Still not sure how 2 B Cool?

Ask Th' Mole!
RURAL WARROOM
~ Blues KaBob ~




BEWARE






IAO CORE
~ Requiem Without Pants in P Major ~




Featuring members of
Matmos, Neurosis, & ATOI...

IN ASSUMING OUR COLLUSION OBSOLETE REGIMES ERR!


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