Amos Happ was brutally beaten by the "security" guards at Seattle's Club Fever subsequent to performing an interactive theatrical opus dealing with the homoerotic subtext of the movie Top Gun. Amos wore this cast for a month. The security personnel gave no clear accounting of their motives, refusing Amos' courteous invitation to engage in intercourse. Earlier in the evening, however, they had expressed strong reservations regarding the propriety of our HIV Brain-Fuck Kiosk.

Most of these injuries were sustained when they kicked his rear-end and literally threw him into a steep ditch. We must concede, however, that this knee injury may be the result of the hours Amos spent following the sex rave praying to God for forgiveness.

Fuck you, God!

Carny Jerkwater was horribly injured at "Earthdance" when Gravity viciously decided to not stop happening. Her arm was bludgeoned; her vagina was hermetically sealed (see Figure 1). Doctor Topcock prescribed 5-MAO-PBR.

Figure 1


To be continued... probably : (





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