This portrait represents an actual moment in time now commemorated in our "hall of memories" gallery. My man and I wanted to celebrate the G-man's birthday in style, so we got some bald wigs, some speedos, some faux moustaches, some broadswords and a precious copy of "Will" together and went to the nude beach. The three men pictured kept drawing inexorably closer to the stunning figures depicted in the foreground, and can you blame them? We were hacking seaweed while dressed as G. Gordon Liddy!